Top 5 places NOT to vacation
Winter Travel 2009
Dena Poulos
Issue date: 11/23/09 Section: Travel
As we approach the holidays the one thing on everyone's mind is, winter break! You may be asking yourself, what will I do this winter break? Well for most individuals the answer is work, family and if you are lucky, vacation. If you are considering a vacation this winter break be sure to continue reading as a resource of where absolutely NOT to go:
Forks, Washington
Despite the fact that the Twilight Saga is set in Forks, Washington you will not actually find a vampire lover, meet a werewolf, or meet a klutzy, brown haired female who responds to the name of Bella. What you will find is a small rainy town that has a population of about 3,000. (Less than most suburban high schools) The highlights of your trip would likely include fishing for rainbow trout or visiting the old timber industry. So unless you are desperate to prove to yourself that Edward does not exist, I would suggest a different location.
Wisconsin Dells
Although Wisconsin Dells may seem like a great idea, do not let the artificial excitement fool you. Wisconsin Dells has worn out theme parks, block after block of the same garbage gift shops and overpriced restaurants, hotels and entertainment. The cost of a vacation in Wisconsin Dells can top a quick trip to Florida, and you get the same crappy weather as Chicago. If you must go to the Dells, save your money and bring a tent to utilize one of the many campgrounds.
Neverland Ranch
Located in Santa Barbara County, California, and the former home of Michael Jackson, Neverland Ranch is a pretty bummed place right now. The ranch was named after the fantasy world of Peter Pan, but it no longer seems like such an ideal fantasy world. After Jackson's death preparations were being made to host the burial of Michael's body however, local officials refused to allow suggesting the burial would be unlawful. While it is not unlawful to visit the strange prior fantasyland, I would steer clear if I were you.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Unless you are passionate about the movie Twister, I would stay away from this tornado prone city. Oklahoma City has a severe weather season that lasts half the year. In its history tornados have occurred in every month of the year. Oklahoma City has also suffered one of the most powerful tornados ever with speeds up to 320 mph. Nonetheless, if you happen to beat the tornado odds you could always check out the Oklahoma City Lightening, the women's football team.
Afghanistan
Oppression, terrorism, poverty… self-explanatory.
Forks, Washington
Despite the fact that the Twilight Saga is set in Forks, Washington you will not actually find a vampire lover, meet a werewolf, or meet a klutzy, brown haired female who responds to the name of Bella. What you will find is a small rainy town that has a population of about 3,000. (Less than most suburban high schools) The highlights of your trip would likely include fishing for rainbow trout or visiting the old timber industry. So unless you are desperate to prove to yourself that Edward does not exist, I would suggest a different location.
Wisconsin Dells
Although Wisconsin Dells may seem like a great idea, do not let the artificial excitement fool you. Wisconsin Dells has worn out theme parks, block after block of the same garbage gift shops and overpriced restaurants, hotels and entertainment. The cost of a vacation in Wisconsin Dells can top a quick trip to Florida, and you get the same crappy weather as Chicago. If you must go to the Dells, save your money and bring a tent to utilize one of the many campgrounds.
Neverland Ranch
Located in Santa Barbara County, California, and the former home of Michael Jackson, Neverland Ranch is a pretty bummed place right now. The ranch was named after the fantasy world of Peter Pan, but it no longer seems like such an ideal fantasy world. After Jackson's death preparations were being made to host the burial of Michael's body however, local officials refused to allow suggesting the burial would be unlawful. While it is not unlawful to visit the strange prior fantasyland, I would steer clear if I were you.
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
Unless you are passionate about the movie Twister, I would stay away from this tornado prone city. Oklahoma City has a severe weather season that lasts half the year. In its history tornados have occurred in every month of the year. Oklahoma City has also suffered one of the most powerful tornados ever with speeds up to 320 mph. Nonetheless, if you happen to beat the tornado odds you could always check out the Oklahoma City Lightening, the women's football team.
Afghanistan
Oppression, terrorism, poverty… self-explanatory.
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Sid Burgess
posted 11/23/09 @ 5:24 AM CST
Obviously you haven't been to Oklahoma City. But we appreciate your hit piece. We love enjoying Bricktown, the canal, the ballparks, the trees and brick roads - in peace and quiet. (Continued…)
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